Tummy fucking

“To put the penis in the belly button” Distractible podcast

I was tummy fucking today

tummy music

1. Music that is so loud that it feels like you swallowed a overflowing glass of music and its partying like a rockstar in your abodomen.

2. A genre of music in which the vocals of the songs closly resemble a young man 'hurling', singing, and screaming bloody murder at the same time. See also, "grindcore".

"WEET WEET BREEBREEBREEBREE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET BREEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *toilet flushes*" "you okay man?" "yeah im good just singing some GRINDCORE !!!!" "in the bathroom ?!?!?!?!"

tummy music bands include, but are not limited to: heavy heavy low low, wecamewithbrokenteeth, suicide silence, the number twelve looks like you, dance club massacre, gutted with broken glass.

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cum tummy

Noun: Is used to describe a very sexy stomach on a pretty woman, when a man wants to cum all over her stomach.

Man did you see Crystal? She's got a nice cum tummy. I'd bang her all night.

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tummy basting

While in the act of coitus the man pulls out prior to orgasm, pushes his partner onto her (or his) back and ejaculates profusely on their stomach or tummy. This act refers to the action of basting a turkey while roasting it. Also noteworthy for being a sexual act that reduces one's chances of conception. Tummy basting can also be shortened to TB as in "I am going to TB the sh*t out of you."
Perhaps the best part of Tummy Basting is that it requires only one person.

My favorite form of release is tummy basting.

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jippy tummy

Also known as a Delhi Belly.

Stick to bottled water if you are not sure about the local tap water. Take tablets with you for 'jippy tummy' and other holiday 'nasties'.

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Dick-tummy

Dick-tummy: (n) noun:

:when a female is so thin that once the penis penetrates the vagina it exhumes the stomach outward making her tummy/stomach bulge out, up or (if you're qualified), across.

Peter: "Maaaaaan!!, I was getting so deep in Erin's pussy last night, her dick-tummy stuck out like a starving Ethiopian.!"
Ricky: "....ahhhh yeeeaaah-shiiit homey, that sounds like you were straight 'Battle of the bulge 2.'"
Peter: "more like almond joy's got nuts and Erin's mound's don't"

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Tummy Kisses

When a stripper blows on your genitals like you would someone's stomach.

"Teddy Pendergrass is getting tummy kisses on his dick by that stripper over there!"

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