smurf turf

A phrase that people outside of Boise use to refer to Boise State's famous blue fieldturf.

People who live in Boise or people who claim to be BSU football "fans" that use the phrase are either A) not actual Bronco fans, or are B) bandwagon fans that jumped on after the Fiesta Bowl win (the 'A' type of fan also applies here).

"Can you believe that guy down at Buster's referred to Bronco Stadium as 'the smurf turf'? We kicked his ass out of the bar for that garbage."

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Surf and Turf

Boomer here. It used to be a really nice steak cooked to perfection and lobster with lots of butter. Going out to surf and turf was great eating.

Let’s do out for Surf and Turf at Red Lobster.

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surf on turf

when you eat a girl out

i just got barreled now I'm going to surf on turf, my old lady is going to love it

Afro-Turf

The Mississippi Delta country where over 80% of the population is black.

When the Johnsons were transferred by Kraft Foods to manage the Uncle Ben's Rice mill at Greenville, they were shocked to find out they were a white minority and were living on afro-turf.

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surf & turf

A dinner with steak and lobster or shrimp.

At the cheap restaurant, the surf & turf comes with shrimp. At the five star one, it comes with lobster.

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McSurf and Turf

When you get a fish sandwich from Mcdonalds and put the fish filet onto a double cheese burger.

Skinny chick -What are you getting for lunch?
Fat chick -I was thinking about a McSurf and Turf
Skinny chick -No wonder your so fat

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turf moor

A place where the dingles gather to check out their own siblings, if they are lucky they might pull ;)Apparently they play football there too. there is no scientific proof of this!!

Dingledom place of inbredism turf moor

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