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Turk is a “race(?)” that was propagated during the WWI period by the right-wing conservative Christian media to have massacred millions upon millions, heck, zillions of Christians in order to justify the colonization attempts of the European Allied forces... Can we say “weapons of mass destruction, anyone!?”
After WWI, Turks were found innocent of crimes against humanity in the courts of those very same Allied forces because the “obvious evidences” were proven to be nothing but forgeries and racist war time propaganda. According to the court’s findings (and this is just a mere scratch of the surface), Turkish officers would have needed to have access to some fancy time machines in order to carry out the orders of killings of Christians; obviously the masterminds who forged those documents did not understand how the Islamic calendar worked! They also obviously did not know how to speak Turkish very well, and they most obviously misspelled every Pasha’s name who supposedly issued or received those orders... Well, anyway volumes can be written about the “obvious evidence,” and about the creative geniuses who have successfully managed to stir-up hatred of Turks to further the European colonialist agenda. Then again, volumes can be said about todays clueless European politicians who sit on their cushy seats in the parliament, and vote “aye” on a version of history that they feel is appropriate and in cooperation with the racist construction of the Turks’ terrible “essence.”

“I was being employed by His Majesty’s Government to compile all available documents on the present treatment of the Armenians by the Turkish Government in a 'Blue Book,' which was duly published and distributed as war-propaganda!”

Arnold Joseph Toynbee, "The Western Question in Greece and Turkey: a Study in the Contact of Civilizations," Boston, Houghton Mifflin, 1922, p. 50.

by runkli March 10, 2006

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Turk

Masterbating to online pictures of new HP computers while choking yourself with a USB cable to get the full nysx effect.*
*Note. You must be watching re-runs of baseball tonight in order for it to be truly called a Turk.

Dude, last night I just couldn't control myself after the Braves beat the Dodgers. I had to give myself a Turk.

by Dr. Apo April 14, 2008

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turk

Slang for a person from the Welsh town of Llanelli.

Came from the fact that many Turkish people used to turn up in Llanelli and some married into the locals.

Usually refers to supporters of Llanelli Rugby Football Club, or Llanelli Scarlets regional rugby team.

"The bloody Turks won again!"

by Jon May 16, 2004

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turk

A word wiich is used in negative contexts, in Germany, Austria, USA and all of Scandinavia.

Means; Coward, a person which harms innocent persons and can`t runs 1vs1 - or 10vs10. Doesn`t matter. This word came because of a mongolic barbar tribe in Middle-East, called Turks - in Turkey. The kill civillians, innocent people and are cowards. Now you know.

1; You turk, come over here.
2: What you want, foo ?
1: Suck my dick!
2: OK, Im a Turk and that`s my jobs - just like my ancestors had, its my pleasure.

by AzadiBuKurdistan January 13, 2009

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Turk

Turkish people

I saw a Turk (turkish person)

by Emily parkton February 16, 2015

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Turk

A fat smelly gypsy who doesnt believe in showering, hates all neighbors. Steals countrys like Cyprus, and starts genocides. Also always has the honor to get their assed kicked by the Greeks.

My greatgrandfather killed alota turks!

Thank God Im not a Turk!

Turks are abunch of Malakas

by GREEKPOWER September 22, 2008

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Turk

Disgusting and horrible creatures. They are barbarians and rapists who think they are so good but they are Euro wannabies. Ataturk is a homosexual who fucks all Turks in the asshole. All Turks must bow down to the Iranians and Armenians because they don't belong in Anatolia but instead need to go back to the steppes of Mongolia(Where they are from).

Guy#1: "What's a great insult to another human being?"
Guy#2: "oh you mean a Turk!"

by Sasoun October 31, 2007

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