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When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky
Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night
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Commonly refers to a farmer who enjoys plowing the fields of Turkey. However, it can also refer to a young boy who has a pair of drumsticks for legs.
Other names for a Turkish Farmer include:
1: Turkatron 9000
2: Turkasaurus Rex
3: Pharmaceutical Turk
#1: That little blonde-haired boy looks like a Turkish farmer!
#2: Person 1: Hey, I just bought 2 packs of gum for the price of one. The pharmaceutical turk behind the register gave me and ULTRA discount.
Person 2: Wow, what a big bad Turkasaurus Rex.
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A bloody tampon that is allowed to dry and then sucked on to remove all of the menstruation that remains.
Kadirr tries to create his own turkish cheetohs but finds he likes the used ones the most.
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Cradling and caressing the testes in a warm moist Turkish towel, much in the same way the Sella Turcica cradles the neruro and adenohypopheses of the pituitary gland.
Its been a long day Sally, come here and give your man the Turkish Saddle.
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(n.) A condition afflicting an unhygenic vagina which may or may not be malodorous and produces little crusty pellets that may adhere to the vulva or collect in the panties. Turkish bread may be a result of any of several infections commonly associated with a woman's pussy or simply the result of not washing one's stanky snatch. Reportedly, turkish bread has a cheese-like flavor and is viewed as a delicacy to be spread on Triscuits or Ritz in some circles.
Nichole's turkish bread finally got to me after after all these years. Night after night of gagging on that crust just got to me; I had to leave.
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One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.
Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.
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The act of having putting a person's anus directly onto another's lips and then farting.
That poor bastard got a turkish breathmint! holy fartmouth!
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