King Tut

As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.

After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.

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sut to the tut

The sound an AK-47 makes when fired. Each round makes a sound similar to 'sut' while the last round releases all of the remaining gas and makes the sound 'tut'.
Also used to indicate finishing a project to its entirety and in an extremely energetic manner.

Did you hear that dude firing his gun? It was like sut to the tut!
Get your homework done, man. SUT TO THE TUT!

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tut

to make bigger

damn girl u got a flat ass if u let me get wit you i'd tut dat shit

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Tut Squad

A band of professional tutters who are revered by amateurs of the game.

"Shit! The Tut squad are here, lets get the tut out of here"

"Hide in the basement it's the Tut squad"

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King Tut's Curse

The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.

Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.

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King Tut dick

1) A penis that favors only the greatest tuna.

2) A penis that is incapable of penetrating a just so-so pussy.

Marty: Hey do you think Hugo is going to have sex with that new girl in school? I mean, she's not great, but she's bangable.

Wally: Naw man, you know he's has a King Tut dick.

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boot tut

a name for someone of the opposite sex, not neccesarily for a girlfriend or boyfriend

Hey Boot Tut, get your ass over here!

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