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When writing a message on twitter. Used as a verb.
John: Hurry up man, we have to go.
Jake: Wait a second I'm twittering.
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Do I even need to say anything?
John:Hey got on twitter it actually might be good for once
Jake:I only see BLM METOO and Donald trump
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Twitter is a website primarily used for three things:
1.) A website that allows it's subscribers to surround themselves with only people (followers) who agree with them and their point of view, which protects them from any dangerous level of critical thinking, or challenge to their worldview.
2.) A website where people log on to discover what is going on in the world that they should be offended or outraged by, regardless if this person, event or news has any real effect on them. Twitter provides regular updates to what is trending so people can be outraged and offended by something new about every five to ten minutes.
3.) This site is also used to dispatch one's very important thoughts and opinions on subjects or events, regardless of one's qualifications and/or knowledge on particular subjects or events. These, usually unfounded, opinions are then validated by like-minded strangers with "likes".
Example 1: I blocked this guy on Twitter because he was mansplaining to me the fallacy behind the "wage gap". Who does he think he is challenging my point of view like that?
Example 2: *wakes up* I wonder what's up on a Twitter. *logs into Twitter account* WHAT? I can't believe they are drilling a pipeline there! WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE!?!?! *three minutes later* Tweets: "George Bush Sr touched someone's butt decades ago!? OUTRAGEOUS! DISGUSTING #MeToo" *five minutes later* There was a shooting in Arkansas! When will we get serious about gun control! AHHHHHH!! etc.
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The paid Musk version of Twitter, where millions of users could access their synchronized drafts across different devices, besides amending their longer tweets with the edit button.
What are the chances that Twitter+ might suffer the same fate as Google+?
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Social network domained mainly by the so called beliebers since every day there's a trending topic related to Justin Bieber. It is also a way for many people to enlarge their egos by the number of followers they have and how is bigger to the number of people they follow making them believe they're important.
Person 1: I have 65 followers in Twitter and I follow 100 people.
Person 2: I have 768 followers and I follow 76 people. I guess I'm a celebrity.
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The most effective way to tally up the stupid part of the world's population since the lottery. Also facilitates studies of their behavioral and herding patterns (i.e. following a person on tweeter). A perfect tool for stalkers and burglars since twitter users voluntarily disclose information about their whereabouts and activities.
"Hey I found this huge group of people on twitter who twit about every mundane detail of their boring lives. I think I'm going to follow them."
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