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often dances with Lysol and attends the Pow-Wows.
"I don't know Johnny Two-Face who dances with Lysol"
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Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it
Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier
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A two faced snake is a person that is like a best friend to you when no one else is around but when with their friends they act.
Fred: Ill meet you at the bus stop.
Joe: Okay I'll bring tom.
Fred: Don't bring Tom, it can be just us.
Joe: If you say so Fred don't be a two faced snake again please.
~at the bus stop
Joe: Didnt you say not to bring anyone?
Fred: Bro who are you stop talking to me lmao embarrassment.
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A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!
Two men go into a public bathroom:
Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!
Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.
Man 1: A two faced what?!
Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!
One who supports building a wall on the southern border yet celebrates cinco de mayo
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To have 2 Facebook accounts so you can spy (cyberstalk) on others or to have a clean account and a "free to say what you want" account.
I am Two-Faced booking. One account to keep it clean and one to keep it real.
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Joker two face και στην άλλη ζωή γαμω το σπίτι (joker two face and in the other life fuck the house)
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