typo flu

when you have about a week of bad typos and you cant stop making them

i had typo flu so i did not make any posts on facebook for a week

Typo-hands

A condition in which your brain comes up with a cognitive sentence, but your fingers type out "OMG LOL ROFL"

Rod had a really good idea, but because he contracted typo-hands, all he told me was to "GTFO."

verbal typo

A verbal typo is the result of a well meaning person trying to say something coherent but tripping over his or her own mouth in the attempt. Generally, a verbal typo is similar in appearance to the intended word when written down, but when spoken it sounds twisted and often hilarious.

Combarst is a verbal typo of combust

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good typo

A typo that's kept because it inadvertantly looked good.

Shcocking!

Edit: I meant shocking, but hell, it's a good typo.

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typo-squatting

say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters

Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting

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typo-compatible

When a person reading your typo's does not need to have them explained.

One who is "typo-compatible"

"When i grabbed the dick, they felt lucky!"

Oops! I meant "dice" not "dick"

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typo blush

n. The acute embarrassment one receives after having made an embarrassing typo in a highly-visible location, such as one's Facebook status or Twitter tweet.

Person A Facebook status: evolution as a concept does not necessarily preclude Gad

Person B comment: Gad being the 7th son of Jacob, one of the 12 tribes of israel?

Person A comment: status correction coming right up. MAJOR typo blush!

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