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To have one's volume at the maximum level
Vladimir - Dude this tune is siiiicccckk, turn that shizz up
Drake - Can't man, it's on full-ume.
Ugly Mood Swings. Male version of PMS.
I left him cuz I couldn't handle his UMS.
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Contraction for Yes maam, typically used in the south.
Woman: Little boy, will you shut the window.
Boy: Yes-um
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The word people use at the point in a conversation where they have forgotten what the hell they wanted to say and rather than finish the sentence just say Um...But yeah.
I was down the shop the other day and there was a really fat bitch there buying coke and pizzas, dunno who she was? Um...but yeah. She was fat.
And then I found 5 dollars
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An immaculate drink found deep in the heart of the Congo. Due to it's combined rarity and absurdly exquisite taste, it is currently the most expensive drink on the planet. As a result of this it is often drunk in combination with water to achieve a "percentile" level that is both affordable and adequately dilutes the sweet, juicy nectar to a point where drinking it is actually bearable - drinking 100% Um Bongo is not advisable, it is too tasty and will leave you wanting more, however due to it's extreme cost this may not be possible and can lead to a dangerous spiral into theft, prostitution, and eventual death.
Most commonly found in The Compound, Lobo
TOR member: "Oi Davy what percentile is that?"
Davy: "90%"
TOR member #1: "Fuck I'm hungover..."
TOR member #2 "Mate have some of my Um Bongo, but make sure you have it with ice, and I don't want the percentile any higher than 30%"
TOR member #1: "TOR"
"TOR"
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This word defines a state of mind one feels kinda sorta like a "Brain-Fart"
"OMG Duh...Oh yeah "Anywho" where was I?" or "Oh and.."um Anywho"..that's right I was saying"
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