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A cool compliment that can be used in any situation.
My mum got me floor seats to the Harlem Globetrotters!!
Holy shit ... that's straight up hip hop.
1. A term sometimes used in place of "erection" or "boner"
2. Something you say when you need something really random in order to distract someone, often used to make a hasty escape.
*Mostly said in the rhythm of the Old Spice commercial in which Terry Crews says "Pa-pa-pa-pa-power!" (straight-up-gang-ster-penis!)
*Variations include down-right gangter penis, boomeranger gangster penis, and upsided perfect penis
1. Lukas: Ok so if Ben is 2 years younger than Isaiah, and Katie is 5 years older than twice Isaiah's age, and Thomas is currently 1/2 of Katie's age away from being an adult, how long will it be until Thomas is a teenager?
Me:... Well i'd have to say... as long as it takes for him to get a straight up gangster penis!
2.Some guy with a gun: AYO BITCH IMA SHOOT YOUR ASS!
Me: ....Straight up gangster penis!
Some guy with a gun: ...umm... LOLWUT!?
Me: *runs*
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All the kids these days are saying "that's whack" or "that's crazy."
There's a much better way to express that something seems amiss. I urge people to use this new term when something isn't right.
Suzie has just told Bobby that he must stay at school an extra 2 hours to complete a project.
Bobby replies by saying, "That's straight up fakakta farms!"
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Something that is paid off in advance. A phrase meaning you have already paid your dues to your girl and she has to put out whenever and wherever.
You don't gotta take that ho to the movies, bitch straight-up pre-paid.
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to get ur ass outta that place fast
Yo man da popos is comin da popos is xomin! Dude finish adt buttadick then lets straight up merk!
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Basically, a long way of saying that something is true. Especially funny if you can get an adult, especially a teacher to say it because it makes them sound like they're trying to be hip. Can also be used in question form (e.g. 2)
Example 1
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Really?
Person 1) Straight up no word of a lie
Example 2
Person 1) I've finished everything.
Person 2) Straight up no word of a lie?
Person 1) Hell yeah!
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The bitchinest person you'll ever meet. Straight from the ghetto.
Omg, look at Danielle. What a straight up hood nigga.
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