Ur Mom

My to do list

My Friend: Hey what do you have to do after school today?

Me: Well I always have a to do list left for me.

Friend: What’s on it?

Me: Ur Mom

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ur an fagit

Spodermen's catch phrase. Also, ur an fagit

Juses: u betr fukin luv juses or he wil beet teh shit awt ov u

Spodermen: ur an fagit

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ur mom

How to win any conversation. Ever.

Person one: What are you talking about? Humans breathe air!
Person two: Oh yeah, well, ur mom
(Person one shoots him/herself due to the shame and humiliation)

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ur base

This is your home location, full of your doods.

im in ur base, killin ur doods

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im in ur

Internet meme popular on imageboards. The origin of this meme is actually from the game Starcraft. A screenshot of one game was sent in to SomethingAwful where one noob player said "dude, where are you?" and his Zerg-rushing opponent 1337h4x replied "im in ur base, killing ur d00dz". The humor of this sentence is that the noob had not realized his opponent was inside his base. Since then it has become one of the most popular internet memes and spawned more photos than you can shake a stick at.

im in ur fridge eating your f00dz

im in ur white howz creationizin werdz

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Ur ugly

What u say when ur bored and have nothing to say

Random person-... Ur ugly

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Ur Mom

That one word that you can not come back from a roast when someones says that to you!

Billy-YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRTY POPTART
You-UR MOM
Billy-His brain explodes*

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