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Valentineโ€™s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentineโ€™s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

by The guy over there February 15, 2018

21๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Funny Valentine

the 23rd president of the united states that did absolutely nothing wrong

"funny valentine did nothing wrong" - everybody

by the letter 4 January 27, 2020

44๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


valentines day

The scrutinization of single people day.

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.

by Xyrena May 25, 2007

125๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


bloody valentine

your bloody valentine is someone you swear up and down youโ€™re so in love with, but the relationship has moments of toxicity or manipulation. your bloody valentine is someone who can flip a switch in an instant to become someone else, but you say you love them and they say they love you anyways. your bloody valentine is someone you just canโ€™t seem to move on from, you say you donโ€™t care but the thought of them with someone else tears you up.

โ€œ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฎ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฅ, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถโ€™๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ช ๐˜ฆ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฅโ€

โ€œ๐˜ช ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏโ€™๐˜ต ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ชโ€™๐˜ญ๐˜ญ ๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ ๐˜บ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ตโ€

โ€œ๐˜ช๐˜ตโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ฆ, ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ฎ ๐˜ช ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ด?โ€

โ€œ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜บโ€ฆโ€

heโ€™s my bloody valentine.

by the girl you canโ€™t forget January 17, 2022

26๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Faye Valentine

Leading risque lady in the futuristic anime "Cowboy Bebob".

FayeValentine.net

Hey! Did you see the new CB episode, Faye Valentine is shit hot.

by Aidenne July 28, 2006

78๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Valentine's Day

Otherwise known as
SINGLES AWARENESS DAY

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....

by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008

134๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


valentine's day

A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day

Happy fucking Valentine's Day

by katie was here August 19, 2007

152๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž