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A person who's mother enjoys partaking in random promiscuous sex involving food and swallowing midgets whole with the vagina. Such acts thus result in a partly fishy, partly moldy bread, odor emitting vagina, which can be smelled from a considerable distance.
Dude that guy's a Van, his mom got paper mache'd by a gang bang of midgets with some turkey drumsticks.
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the most fucked up shoe a person can have
i mean they are FUCKED UP, i mean they are like omega shit clompers
but if your gonna get vans, dont get the checkered kinds
i got my vans on and they look like sneakers
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A really large person. Usually ugly as well.
That van was blocking my way at the deli.
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The worst brand EVER that SOME PPL wear EVERYDAY and it looks like SHIT
PS : don't wear it ANYMORE
" I hate Vans "
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CONFORMIST SHOE. worn by everyone now. the thin ones were what skaters wear when there not skating. although now EVERYONE wears them. the 50 something year old bitch biology teacher, the emos, the preps, the jocks. they used to be cool but now mostly non skaters wear them. so get choself some emerica winos
preppy girl:"liek omg i luv vans and hollister"
jock/bully:"skaters are fags, i love vans"
emo:"i like vans"
skater:"damn, vans was the origional skate shoe... but now sells more to non skaters than skaters... f that im getting winos"
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@m3ric@n dud3: "Yoz! That'z my homez Gary Van Zi. No wait, it's Twain Van Pel. No, no, no... It's Berkeley Van Order!"
Dutch Kid: "Actually, it's Mark van Edgar."
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Skate shoe company that first arrived in 1966. They originally made shoes for technical use and performance then gradually got better at making skate shoes for skaters and like wise use. Then recently they have made a new 'canvas' range which non-skater (posers/hipsters) wear and claim it's 'comfy' when really they only wear them due to their popularity and appearance. The canvas edition do not last a long time, its just that people roam around posing not actually skating so of course they are going to last!
Poser: Hey! Check out my new Van's
Skater/ Normal person: That's nice... Im sorry but... Do you even skate??
Poser: ....No... I mean yes! All the time! I can 360 Kickflip- underflip to manual fakie!
Skater/ Normal person: Yeah... Okay... Why do you wear them then?
Poser: because they are well comfy!
Skater/ Normal person: Don't lie, its because everyone else wheres them and you are the people that ruined Van's rep and you should now hang yourself!
Poser: No one loves me! *kills themselves*
Everyone else: Making the world a better place for everyone!!! Yayyy!
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