Venti, more commonly known as Tone Deaf Bard, is a Genshin impact character that also happens to be a literal god, also is very incompetent and loves to get drunk, he can also play the Lyre, (totally didn't break a holy artifact)
Signora: *steals Venti's gnosis* fuck you incompetent archon
Venti: You stupid af stinky Harbinger
Signora: *puts Venti through a Tsaritsa approved meat grinder*
The Anemo Archon who Is 3000+ years old. Protector of Mondstadt and loves wine. He is now in a body of his dead friend and goes drinking every night and is currently broke and has a lot of tabs to pay up. In the end, I still love him. I have 406 pictures of Venti saved on my phone and I promised myself that one day, I will build a Venti shrine. I love him with my life, but I don't deserve him.
Venti is the love of my life. But he deserves Xiao instead of me.
A beautiful bard who is also the love of my life. I kin him and he's my comfort character but he's also a 3,000+ alcoholic.
Venti: "Ehe."
Paimon: "Ehe te nandayo!"
venti! amazing person, he’s the awesomest and so cool!!
i like to talk with them cause yah our conversations are just very great
teruashi, misaki, and hagumi!
very funny i love
When you’re a small dick Subaru driver swerving lanes and get put in place with leftover Starbucks
“Wow babe my passenger window just got ventied”
Ariana Grande's ender who sounds just like her and puts out better music.
Did you hear Adriana Venti's new song? It definitely outsold "thank u, next"