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Putting your bare ass right in front of a sleeping friend then having another friend smack them and shove there face right into your ass (nose in the hole). Then you rip a huge smelly fart and/or shit while their nose is in your asshole.
If you have a big ass you could fill the victims air passages with noxious ass gass, causing them to pass out.
Extra Thrill: Do this while the victim is under covers to get a dutch oven effect!
That venus nosetrap we pulled last night was awesome! I think he's still passed out with shit up his nose!
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A carnivorous plant that traps its prey by attracting it with its flowers and then closing over top of it.
The thing with jagged teeth - what do you need an example for?
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New-age communism with an environmental twist.
There are no real differences between The Venus Project and Communism - Both are based on the elimination of money and the class system, the collective ownership of all natural resources, and an economic system that gives to each according to his own need.
It's an idealistic system that would work in a perfect world, but The Soviet Union demonstrated that humans are far from perfect.
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A "venue change" is the moving of the date from one location to a distinctly different location. If you are on a coffee date with a girl and decide to take her with you on a walk through the park, this is a venue change. The pick-up community believes that a venue change can create the feeling of having gone on multiple dates even though the venues visited are on one continuous date.
Jack: Sally says she won't kiss anybody until the third date.
John: That's funny, because I kissed her at the end of our first date.
Jack: How?!
John: I took her to three different places --a coffee shop, the pet shop, and to a restaurant --all in one date. The date was one huge venue change.
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A complicated way of giving oral sex to a female. The use of the tounge, index, middle and ring fingers for full stimulation of the woman
oh yeah she screamed last night when i spread it apart and gave her the butterfly!"
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A venus crest (ally to the wheetus nest), is the creator of the wheetus nest, and put them together with a few edits of them using their powers. The venus crest helped the wheetus nest discover themself, revealing its confidence. the venus crest is a master manipulator that can gaslight people into thinking someone is something they are not. This is very handy when the wheetus nest has trouble with penis chests, and wheetus nest hunters.
The name was created because the wheetus nest loved space - Venus, the planet, and crest, as in crescent, of a moon.
“Venus crest, how did you create me? (from a wheetus nest)”
“Sugar, Spice, And everything nice!!
Sin, Sin city wasnt made for you. Listen backwards, kiddo.”
Some with very prominent, possibly living eyebrow(s). When interacting with a venus flybrow you are unable to shift focus off the sentient patches of growth.
You seen that new kid, stefan? He has a hell of a unibrow.
That's no unibrow, those are venus flybrows.