spillage in the village

the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.

"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"

"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"

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Expert Village

Bullshit.

- Did you talk to your professor about that math problem?
- Yeah.
- Well, what's the answer?
- I don't know. He Expert Villaged me.

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village stick

Coming from Bulgarian: Селска пръчка.

Тhis is a very stupid woman who likes to wear animal prints, listening to well known Bulgarian music genre Pop-folk (oily Chalga), always a gold digger.

an illiberal woman = village stick

The Village Bike

A person, usually a woman, whom everyone has had sex/intercourse with.

Tracy's the village bike, everyone has had a ride on her.

She's like the village bike; she really gets aroumd!

The murloc village

A private server that used to be good but now is dead because of the admin Meehan a stupid dumbfuck and only faggots post on the forums like Mojohan and ya

Hey man did the murloc village update yet? No it sucks ass, metehan is a lazy fuktard

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the village bike

Some one who everyone has has intercorse/fooled around with

Shirly is the village bike, everyone's had a ride =)

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Propaganda Village

1. An idealized town, hamlet or village built solely for propaganda purposes -- usually by a totalitarian or autocratic government.

The most famous example is Kijŏng-dong ("Peace Village"), a mostly uninhabited village located in North Korea just beyond the demilitarized zone. It was built in the 1950s to encourage South Koreans to defect to North Korea. (Fat chance.) Officially, Kijŏng-dong is a 200-family collective farming town with all the amenities. In reality, it is used to house DPRK soldiers who patrol the DMZ. The world's tallest flagpole stands nearby.

2. A Propaganda Village is a real-life version of a "Potemkin Village." According to myth, Russian ministry Grigory Potyomkin tried to impress Empress Catherine II in 1787 during her visit to Crimea by building fake peasant buildings (facades only) along her travel route. Historians now believe this was a rumor drummed up by Potyomkin's enemies. What he really did was get local peasants to spruce up their homes in advance of the monarch's visit.

Let's go up to the DMZ to see that Propaganda Village -- my cousin in Chicago wants some photos!

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