blue volvo

bluevolvo noun: virtual transportion used by googletown misfits, googlebangers, and artgoofs intoxicated by the evanescent googlegeist.

yosefa and rachel were seen riding the the blue volvo last night somewhere between the moon and nyc: could it be a benign mutation of bluetooth syndrome?

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volvo warehouse

It is one of the largest shops on the planet, where the car-make Volvos are sold. Situated in northern Croatia, it is one of the most popular shops in that country. Millions turn up each day to purchase new cars.

Shall we go shopping in the Volvo warehouse for your birthday?

volvo shitter

When u eat Volvos and shit them bitches out ur ass crack… only the real ones know …
Many ppl suffer from this tragic trauma 💔 current status : shitting a volvo

Just ate my ma’s volvo I’m such a volvo shitter guys 💔

Volvo Wave

When someone flashes a “Spock” sign as a wave when they pass a fellow Volvo driver. Similar to a Jeep wave but better.

That guy just gave me the Volvo wave.

Volvo driver

Someone driving a Volvo brand vehicle.

Sitting behind the wheel of the sleeperless cab as it cruised down the highway was a Volvo driver.

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Volvo 164E

A Volvo made from 1969 to 1975. This was the only model offered with a 6 Cylinder Engine since 1958 when Volvo Cancelled the PV 544. This Volvo Goes like Stink especially the 1972 164E with the 4 speed with electronic overdrive With a top speed of 125.

AKA "SwaggerWagon"

"Hey, See my Volvo 164E"

"Looks like a Rolls Royce"

"Yes it does, But better"

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volvo driver

Someone who is so bad at driving that they want a car that is perceived overly safe. They drive slowly in the fast lane, they cut into traffic causing other drivers to swerve and brake violently to avoid a collision.
A particularly vile incarnation are those young urban failures that cruise along reading the paper, playing with the radio or yakking incessantly on their cell phones.
Oblivious Volvo drivers often wave cheerily at the frustrated honks of others as they park, change lanes or slam on brakes for no apparent reason.
The connotation that if it's a Volvo, it's gonna get in your way and negatively impact your safety is so strong that the company is actively working to dispel the stigma associated with their cars.

Bruno caused a three car wreck as he pulled out into fast moving traffic and drove down the middle of the road at 20 mph. What a volvo driver!

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