"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~

If someone types this, they are about to die from boredom. Going from right to left, 2 rows at a time, while holding the Shift key.

Person 1: Omg i am so bored... "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~
Person 2: What the...

1=2-30495867q\w]e[rptoyuia's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

youre bored and type 1=2-30495867q\werptoyiua's;dlflgkhjz/x.c,vmbn and bro you died of boredom?

im so damn bored
well then type \1=2-30495867q\werptoyuia's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn
hell what bro

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

When somebody gets so bored that they type "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" with spaces in-between every letter

Hey John! Try typing "q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m" in Google

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

when you are so exremely bored in school or at home so you decide to do the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with spaces

"im so bored so i decide to type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

you are so bored you nearly died in class or at work

Guy 1: Are you as bored as I am

Guy 2: q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

`=1-203948576q\w]e[rptoyiua's;sdlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn?Z>X<CMVNB"A:SLDKFJGHQ|W}E{RPTOYIU+~_!)@(#*$&%^

The ultimate final boss of boredom. You need to have magical powers to type this in. You are a god.

I typed in `=1-203948576q\werptoyiua's;sdlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn?Z>X<CMVNB"A:SLDKFJGHQ|W}E{RPTOYIU+~_!)@(#*$&%^ and now I feel like I have magical powers.

w h e e z e

To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.

(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*

(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E