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If someone types this, they are about to die from boredom. Going from right to left, 2 rows at a time, while holding the Shift key.

Person 1: Omg i am so bored... "?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA|}+{_P)O(I*U&Y^T%R$E#W@Q!~
Person 2: What the...

w h e e z e

To laugh uncontrollably in a wheezing sound. The spaces in between the letters the "flat" sounding and length of the noise. Usually used by people who just saw a funny post on reddit.

(in person)
Person A: "Enter funny joke here"
Person B: *w h e e z es uncontrollably*

(on the internet)
Person A: "Joke"
Person B in the comments: W H E E Z E

1=2-30495867q\w]e[rptoyuia's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

youre bored and type 1=2-30495867q\werptoyiua's;dlflgkhjz/x.c,vmbn and bro you died of boredom?

im so damn bored
well then type \1=2-30495867q\werptoyuia's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn
hell what bro

`1234567890-=\][poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz`=1-203948576q\w]e[rpptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

When you are so bored out of your mind you do the full number row right, the qwerty row left, the asdf row right, the zxcvbnm row left, then all rows each side going left right like 1029384756

Dude was so bored out of his mind he typed `1234567890-=\poiuytrewqasdfghjkl;'/.,mnbvcxz`=1-203948576q\werpptoyiua's;dlfkgjhz/x.c,vmbn

z w e e m babababa

z w e e m babababa is funny meme lmaoo laugh out loud funny dog look scrumbulated babababa

guy1: "i was looking at funny memes on breakingbadfunny.com"

guy2: "bro thats dumb asf i found better meme lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!11!1!!1!1!"

guy1: "bro what is it??!?!?!?/!!??1!11"

guy3: "z w e e m babababa"

w/e

Short for whatever. Used when you couldn't care less, when you don't even care enough to write the whole word.

James: ur mom gay lole
John: w/e

W a t e r

h2o, the origin of our existence.

Damn that was some FINE, CRISPY w a t e r