dragon wagon

n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.

I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.

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Shit Wagon

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.

Do you read DC comics?
Ugh, DC comics? It's the shit wagon.

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Skank Wagon

1. A group of 40+ year old, beastly, alcoholic women who still troll the bars more than 3 nights a week, trying to party and act like they are college-age. Usually, they are overly-dramatic, jealous, bitter drunks that act like whores but cry because they don't know why they can't find a husband.

2. Group of old broads easily identified by their caked-on makeup, clothes that show off their fat rolls, and desperate wild-eyed glares as they cock-block guys from the hot girls thinking they have a shot instead. The leader is usually slightly attractive and hangs with the others because it makes her look 10x better. The rest of the uglies follow the leader to use as man-bait, hoping they'll get a wingman spot.

1. "Oh jeez, here comes the Skank Wagon. Don't these broads know this is College Nite?"

2. Joe was about hook up with that hot girl Tina till Betty and the Skank Wagon rode in. She started sloppy-grinding him while the wagon cock-blocked. Dude, she's like 42......as if!!

jank wagon

I crappy or janky old car

Look at that jank wagon

Rumpo Wagon

A 1981 Honda Hatchback infamous for its ghetto-esque appearance and ability to out mash any beater on the road.

"Lets take out the Rumpo Wagon tonight and vandalize garbage cans and do donuts!"

wigger wagon

A car driven by a wigger, especially if it is a ricer and has decals, rims and Tennessee chrome and Tennessee go faster on it, and a loud muffler. Often the chav driving the wigger wagon plays really bad noise too loud on the stereo.

That stupid chav made a lot of noise as he drove by in his wigger wagon on the way to work at McDonald's.

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Shagon wagon

a car usually station wagon or van which van be used to comfortably have sex in.

did you see Mike's new Corvette?
yeah i saw it, but it doesn't beat the shagon wagon!

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