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When wanting to pranks on Apprentices their co-workers will often send them to another location to fetch them a "Long Wait". The inexperienced Apprentice will actually believe he is getting a tool of some sort, but in the end will just come out looking like one.
It is an unspoken rule that if an apprentice comes to you looking for a Long Wait that you will tell them you'll be right back and leave them sit for at least ten minutes.
Apprentice: "Hi, the boss just sent me here to get them a long wait."
Kindly Stranger: "Sure, mate, just have a seat and I'll get it for you."
*15 minutes later
Kindly Stranger: "Go on kid, back to work you go..."
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when an admissions rep says "you were almost good enough.." instead of growing a pair and denying you admission.
you are a great student, but just not great enough for us- you have been wait-listed. you don't suck, but you just aren't smart enough for our standards. thank you for applying!
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the point before a woman finds a GOOD prospect of a man...once she has exhaled...he could be a keeper
I'm not sure if he's the one, so i'm still waiting to exhale.
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formerly known as Kate Middleton, currently - Her Royal Highness Princess William Arthur Philip Louis, Duchess of Cambridge. She waited long enough.
That lucky *itch waiting Kate is now married to the price of England.
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Said often after coming to the realization that what someone has just said is either offensive to you, or someone you care about.
Dude 1: Saw you mom last night.
Dude 2: Oh, really? Where at?
Dude 1: On cops, they busted her for prostitution.
Dude 2: Oh, that's nice. Wait, what?
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Used when someone realizes something. Variations include:
"wait a minute"
"wait just a moment"
"hold on for a moment"
Or just the classic "wait..."
A: Why do you think he wants so many bananas?
B: Wait a second...
the horrible time period of shipping to delivery when you order something online. You feel distraught and confused and normally have a panic attack thinking your item has been lost in transit.
"Oh my god dude, I've been waiting for a package since last week! I hope it isn't lost."