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To make a lot of noise, cause a ruckus, or have a good time.
Hey Eric we should go out on the town and wake snakes this weekend.
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The act of smoking pot early in the morning, usually right after waking-up.
- "Seriously, you're getting high at 9:23 on a Wednesday morning?"
- "It's wake and bake, and I helped."
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Slapping someone's ass EXTREMELY hard while they are asleep, which wakes the person up, and often results in violence.
Man, I was so pissed when Derrick woke me up with that waking strudel.
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By far the best thing to do, as frequently as possible.
Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.
Life is stressful, marijuana relieves stress like nothing else in the world. That is why I wake and bake. Morning rush traffic jams become 'good opportunities to listen to more Billy Joel'... Legalize it.
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When you wake up with unstyled hair and it looks fucked from sleeping on it.
When you do something while still half asleep.
I woke up with wake-fucked hair. My hair is wake fucked.
I walked into the wall because I was wake fucked.
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When an individual wakes up to the smell of bacon, eats it, and proceeds with his/her day under the influence of the sheer power of bacon.
Guy 1: Yeah, everyday this week I've just been wake and baconning.
Guy 2: Whadda champ.
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Waking up in the morning to have a cry and a wank.
I bet that guy on American Horror Story likes to wake and crank, since he's always crying and masturbating.
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