Warm Waldo

When a girl is giving you head and you tell her your going to cum, but instead you piss in her mouth.

Tyler gave Anna a Warm Waldo.

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brown waldo

A brown waldo is a bowel movement left in a strategic location that makes it hard to find. The more specific davenport (popularized by pro football player Najeh Davenport) would qualify, but a brown waldo may be dropped anywhere - not just in a closet hamper. You'll smell it before you see it!

This Christmas party sucks - I'm gonna go leave a brown waldo in their guest room.

<3 days later>

Dude ... where's the brown waldo? I can totally smell it!

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Where's Waldo

Farting in public without saying excuse me leaving everyone guessing who farted.

i dropped a where's waldo in the subway yesterday.

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Where's Waldo

An internet prank where it shows a picture from the Original Where's Waldo books. You try to find him, but then a screamer pops up a few seconds later and scares the hell out of you.

I showed Where's Waldo to my friend the other day. It scared the hell out of him.

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Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

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waldo wine

Is wine that your to drunk to find but is right next to you. Or in plain site

Yo I can’t find my wine. It must be Waldo wine

Waldo-bomb

The act of unexpectedly joining a group photo dressed as Waldo, from "where's waldo?".

-- I totally Waldo-bombed that picture.
-- Where?

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