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magic wand

Hitachi Magic Wand - The ULTIMATE pleasure device

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

55๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


Morgan Wand

Known mostly for his rugged good looks and proficient Jiu-Jitsu skills he is a gentleman who lets you put up the tent while he blows up the air mattress.

"Morgan Wand and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants"

by Sofunnyguy99 August 24, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


man wand

A Penis, A FuckStick, A Cock

Whoa, Fat John has one HUGE Man Wand
"I fucked Fat John last night and he had a Huge man wand that make me orgasm 1000 times at once"

by Fat John August 12, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


wand erection

a funnier and more accurate name for one direction

Friend 1: Hey do you like one direction?
Friend 2: More like Wand Erection

by Yas I'm Newton June 22, 2014

9617๐Ÿ‘ 8662๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche wand

A person that is much like a douche bag but is buried up to his neck in rotting, smelly, puss covered vagina, and is most likely to annoy almost anyone with overly douche like remarks that resemble the water and vinegar that spray out of the bag through the wand.

Man, did you hear what Bobby said to that girl trying to pick her up. What a huge douche wand!!!!

by Weslitzu June 20, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


wave a wand

To solve a problem; or,

To find a solution to a difficult problem as if by magic.

All you need to do is to wave a wand and the disappeared hat will land on your head.

by Slyfas September 16, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheese wand

1: Someone who suffers with a complete lack of inteligence.

2: An unwashed penis

after a few beers he acts like a cheese wand

by tenbob July 7, 2009