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A wandering hero is a sexual deviant that explores uncharted vaginal crevices with his penis. A wandering hero prefers only the purest of virgins, but during desperate times, anyone will suffice. As part of the hero's code of conduct, he always treats the fair maiden with an expensive lobster dinner.
Jason: Hey man, I hear Andrew's been fucking every virgin on campus.
Oren: The wandering hero stands ever vigilant, delivering a hot-dicking to those in need.
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v., adj., n., - when a male's hand finds its way into his pants whilst sleeping - seemingly on its own.
It wasn't that he had an itch, or was especially aroused, when he awoke with his hands down his pants, Kevin just chalked it up to wandering hand.
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when a guy is going down on a girl and keeps licking her whole pussy everywhere,all around,including sneaking licks at the asshole and not licking the clit,resulting in the girl thinking "what the fuck is he doing down there?? that's never going to make me cum!!"
so how was he in bed? he fucks like a stallion but he had a wandering tongue....
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a football team made up of fuckin assholes that likes to win only with corruption with 2 players founded to be positive for drugs in 1 season. ASS-HOLES!
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A penis: A man's penis has one hole resembling an eye in which it wanders from person to person searching or looking for the one in which it chooses!
That man's wandering eye was satisfied by that cute girl from the bar last night.
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Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.
Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?
Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.
Jack: What's wrong with her?
Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.
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When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.
OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!
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