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A guy whose drug use, primarily psychedelics, compels him to wear top hats, ornate coats, tie-dye and silver jewelry.
My drug warlock buddy left for Seattle yesterday. Said he had a vision of the Copper River salmon in his depravation tank the other day.
Someone that has managed to climb so far inside someone's ass, that they are wearing them like a second skin.
The Ass Warlock is most commonly found neck deep inside the anus of a superior, either socially or in the workplace.
Jeff: Dude that guy kisses the boss' ass.
Craig: I agree, what an Ass Warlock.
Sometimes referred to as a "Man Witch", this hideous creature resides among us all. Most of them take the form of a normal human being. It is most identifiable by it's extensive use of the words: "Fellas" and "Gang." Although they disguise themselves as humans another tell tale sign of a warlock is it's shadow. In the shadow you will notice a very long witch like nose. If you are in the presence of a warlock your most efficient defense is to jab at him with a sturdy chimney brush. There is one known case when a warlock was caught. A trap was set up containing whitebread with Frank's hot sauce. No one knows why warlocks love to eat just straight bread with hot sauce. It is believed that warlocks use this and tomatoes, cereal, syrup, bread crumbs, coconuts, tangerines, and a gallon of oil to brew up their infamous bombardo soup. After an encounter with a warlock it is recommended to immediately contact Judge Stevens to take him out. If Judge Stevens can't be reached you can call his associate Chuck Norris.
The evil warlock was doing some faggin, a little shaggin.
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a fake witch see fluff bunny
She says she is Wiccan, but basically she's a warlock!
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(War-lock Punch)
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An awesomely powerful punch performed by (and only by) Ganondorf in Super Smash Bros. Melee and Super Smash Bros. Brawl. When it is performed, Ganondorf is surrounded by shadow and charges darkness in his hand, the victim is either obliterated or wishing that they were obliterated.
Ganondorf: Eeen-do..
Link: Oh fu-
Ganondorf: AHH!
*Link is wiped off the face of the earth*
Warlock Punch is the only thing that is greater that a Falcon Punch, which in turn, is greater that a Chuck Norris round-house kick.
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a silly frenchman who pretends he is english
sings badly
I'm not french, says warlock.
lies says all
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1. A Male That Is Great At Sex
2. A Guy That Is Always Horny But Looks Like A Warlock
1. Man, Sergio Is Such A Sexual Warlock!
2. Todd Always Has A Boner. It's Huge But He Looks Like A Fuckin' Warlock
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