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Washing Machwank

The process of masturbating whilst sat on an active washing machine using the vibrations of the device to enhance the pleasure of the activity

Henry: I need to put my delicates on for a spin

Mike: I wouldn't, Matt is in there having a washing machwank

Sam: No really, check out this live feed that I have set up

by The Mizzler June 16, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


hood wash

Slang for a sloppy blow job.

"Hey Randon you should take Catie out tonight, she gives a great hood wash."

by K TOSS June 28, 2008


salty wash

Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.

Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.

by Dr. Combs2 June 27, 2005


Wash MO

Washington, Missouri
Famous for the corn cob pipe.

Let's go cruise 5th Street here in Wash MO...there's nothing else to do.

by scoobydoo347 February 24, 2005

43๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gentleman's Wash

To hastily clean your manhood in the basin of a pubโ€™s toilets in preparation for a forthcoming sexual act with someone youโ€™ve just met.

Dave hoped the bird he was giving a ride home to would give him a blowjob on the way so he had a gentleman's wash

by tropical February 4, 2006

239๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wash of Shame

When a female finishes masturbating and walks to the sink and wash her sex toy(s)

Brianna felt ashamed when her roommate caught her in the bathroom doing the wash of shame after using her dildo.

by Claud4 May 9, 2014

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Woke Washing

The act of casting actors in roles based on a politically correct attempt to equally represent every race, color,sexual preferences or creed regardless of actual talent, historical accuracy, or adherence orginal cannon.

Did you see the new Abraham Lincoln movie? They had him as a gay black man and his wife was a Korean muslim....Why do they have to be woke washing everything now!

by Mullet September 5, 2022