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The four most dreaded words known to man, whether they be spoken by a significant other, boss, roommate, parent, friend, etc. Usually means you fucked up big time and are about to be dumped, fired, kicked out, disciplined, or at least threatened with some form of punishment or formal rejection. Known to be a leading cause of mini-heart attacks and paranoia.
We need to talk.
Oh shit, what did I do?
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Girl language for "I'm about to smash your heart to tiny pieces"
The best thing to do in this situation is cry. Crying shows sensitivity. Tell her you've never been happier with a woman and beg her not to break your heart. Most of the time, YOU are the victim. Be very careful though, it could be something small.
Annie: We need to talk.
Josh: What's wrong?
Annie: I might have feelings for someone else.
Josh: This really hurts. Please don't break my heart, I can't take it.
Annie: We're only taking a short break, I care about you and I don't want to hurt you.
Josh: *Choking up* You know I've never been happier with a woman. Please don't ruin this for me.
Annie: It's only a break, I just need time to figure out my feelings.
Josh: *Softly sobbing*
Annie: Please don't cry
Josh: I can't help it at this point, I'm so scared of having my heart broken again
Annie, a few days later: I love you. Let's be together
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your screwed and fucked up its over...i cant believe you fucked my mom...
jennie told steve she couldnt believe hed fucked her mom AGAIN so she told him they needed to talk
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What a person says when he has something to discuss.
Boy: We need to talk.
Girl: ...
Boy: We need a new shower head.
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What a girl says when she means, "You're in some deep shit." Is most commonly used when your girlfriend finds out you've been cheating, you're breaking up, or your mom is about to ground you for life for getting that one B.
Gf: "Honey, we need to talk."
Guy: "What?"
Gf: "Have you been dating another girl behind my back?"
Guy: "Whaaaaaa?????"
Girl code for: Hey man, we're over.
Girlfriend " hey, we need to talk"
Boyfriend *thinking* aw man, I'm screwed.
You're so dead.
Hey husband! What's happening? We need to talk.
(he's dead!)
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