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Billy Joe knocked up Daisy Sue and so now they're gonna have a shotgun wedding.
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A wedding that is forced into existence because of pregnancy.
A shotgun wedding: Chad Michael Murray and his new screwtoy, 18-year old Kenzie Dalton.
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CUCK-WEDDING - A formal or semi-formal ceremony marking the mutual agreement between a submissive male, his legal wife and another DOMINANT or ALPHA male to allow for the dominant to have his way with the frustrated wife.
During a CUCK-WEDDING the sub-male/CUCKOLD pledges to allow and encourage his wife to service the sexual needs of her REAL MAN/ALPHA MALE while he also pledges to encourage and be thankful to the STUD. The husband also pledges to eagerly clean the creampie of his wife after the STUD fills her cunt with cum. The wife pledges to serve the alpha male 1st in all things sexually by being his whore and to actively humiliate and degrade her husband while she is serving her man. The ALPHA MALE pledges to always give the sexual pleasure the wife needs and swears to humiliate the husband while he is using his whore. The ALPHA-MALE has breeding rights and can order the cuckold to do anything he likes. (FOOT RUBS, THE SERVING OF DRINKS AND FOOD, CASH PAYMENTS ETC...
During the CUCK-WEDDING as a Cuckold I was at my rightful spot. I was on my knees at the feet of the APLHA MALE watching him take over my wife and my life.
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the weight gained by a spouse after marriage occurring more in females.
Jimmy married Holly, the perfect sized girl. After things settled down she gained her wedding weight, making her a little more than he could handle.
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Attempting to carry on having sex in the shower after the hot water has run out.
Man, I need a bigger water heater. I can't live through one more Seattle wedding.
Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.
The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!
n. A magical artifact that provides the wearer protection from receiving oral sex.
It's not just a wedding ring, it's a +5 Ring of Protection against oral sex.
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