Silence wench

Either you want to be monke or you just want to be happy

girl: and if you choose the 30 dollar subscript-
me: Silence wench! I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy

fag wench

A male homosexual prostitute
Noun 1.Fag - offensive term for an openly homosexual man
Noun 1.Wench - A "strumpet" who engages in sexual activity for monies

Example 1
John - Look theres Gary "fag wenching" again
Luke - Yeah hes got syphilis no doubt

Example 2
James - Stop kicking me you fag wench
Jack - That was really hurtful James.

heartless wench

name given to Ferris Bueller's sister (Jeannie) in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" when she refuses to give money to the "Save Ferris" fund; girl who cares about nothing and is a dirty whore

Shermerite: Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Excuse me?
Shermerite: Well, a group of us are collecting money to buy Ferris Bueller a new kidney. Save Ferris?
Jeannie: Go piss up a flagpole.
Shermerite: I'm sorry?
Jeannie: You should be.
{smacks can out of his hand}
Shermerite: What will you do when you need Ferris? You heartless wench!

Man, she is such a heartless wench!

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Wench-press

The art of bench-pressing a hottie, possibly whilst drunk, for a bet, or both.

"Dude, Carla's so fuckin light, I could wench-press her like 20 times!"

tavern wench

Bar maid

Go get me a drink tavern wench

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Bar Wench

A voluptuous maiden who serves thirsty gentlemen with beverages of an alcoholic nature.

Gentleman: "Bar Wench! Come hither! I require more inebriating substances to fuel my adventures!"
Bar Wench: "At once sir!"

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Wench Bench

(Used in the context of the Viking Table).

A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.

Horst, if you mention Oprah Winfrey at the Viking Table again, you'll have to join the ladies at the Wench Bench.

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