invisible wet willie

When one spits in another's ear

Oh my god, John just got an invisible wet willie!

Dyslexic Wet Willy

The act of sticking your finger into someone else's ear, then putting that finger into your own mouth.

After the class bully made fun of Johnny for not being able to read, he retaliated by giving his tormentor a dyslexic wet willy. Just like reading, this also did not work out too well for Johnny.

wet willy jr.

when a baby slobbers all over their pacifier or finger and inserts it into an unsuspecting person's ear.

Omg! The baby totally just gave me a wet willy jr.!!!

arabian wet willy

A wet willy with shit on your finger instead of saliva.

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Wet Willy Wonka

When a guy withdraws his penis out of anal sex and inserts it in her ear and twist it around making it wet from seamen and Sh*#.

Dude i gave this chick a Wet Willy Wonka last night. It was sick there was my future children and her food from last night in her ear.

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Western Wet Willy

The action of inserting a penis and/or dildo into one’s ear after intercourse

Damn bro that Western Wet Willy was extreme

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Wet Willy Turnpike

While recieving some magnificent road head, you pull out and shoot in her ear. You proceed to twist your dong in her ear. When done, you can keep driving or kick her out while driving.

Did you hear what Plangger did last night? He finally gave that Nicole whore the Wet Willy Turnpike.

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