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Captain Wettie

The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy

Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date

by Big RM October 05, 2018


Wetty Fap

A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"

Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins

by Gage2003A3 March 07, 2020


WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut

“Ahhh man I WETTY fapped allllllll over my aunt

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023


WETTY fap

A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it

“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad

by Nigger808 March 26, 2023


Wetty

Someone who forever makes a ridiculous excuse for not taking part in a social event.

Commonly used by people called David.

Why wont you come to Viper? Don't be a wetty!

by Theunassumingkiwi March 26, 2016


Wetty

Another word for to describe an occurance in life

"So when someone says wetty, you're in a room and someone says wetty, a vibe shifts... an organism shifts... and the feeling that someone has moves from there *gestures near* to there *gestures further away*, and you realise oh... oh that is wetty. If you didn't think it was in the past... if you didn't think it was wetty in the past and all of a sudden it hits you, you think actually, that is quite wetty

by wetty treedophile December 24, 2020


Wetty

An absolute nonce

What a wetty

by Dark_princxss May 14, 2019