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The nickname for a surprisingly large penis, usually belonging to a really nice guy
Sophie: Let me see Captain Wettie
Ryan: I’m a classy gal, you’re gonna have to wait for the 11th date
Wettieness is an abstract noun
It is when wet people just get too over the top and act very strange.
“That person has a lot of wettieness”
“You are just wettieness; plain wettieness”
A rapper with 2 veiny dick tattoos on both sides of his cheeks and a tattoo on his forehead saying "I Fucked Your Cousin"
Wetty Fap got drunk one night than became a huge rapper the next day fucking your cousins
A WETTY fap is when you jerk and some comes out but not all so your jerking it with your own nut on it
“Ahhh man I accidentally WETTY fapped allllllll over my girlfriends dad
A WETTY fap is when your jerking and some nut but not all comes out so you finally finish pounding your meat slobbered with your own nut
“Ahhh man I WETTY fapped allllllll over my aunt
Dishing out banter and not being able to take any him or herself.
The GUSA president is a wetty.
Equivalent to saying ‘sweet’, ‘wicked’, ‘nice one’, ‘sick’ after hearing some particularly juicy news. Usually preceded by an ‘aah’. Preferably stress the ‘we’ rather than the ‘tty’.
Ewan: oi, my nan just died and she left me five grand and a kilo of bud
Nadim: aah, wetty!