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Cracker Whacker

Formerly known as “foldable chair” used in the 2023 Montgomery Alabama, Riverboat Brawl as the primary disciplinary tool or weapon by afro American Chair guy

“Wow he went wild with thatcracker Whacker

by KNot the watcher August 13, 2023


Weed Whacker

A person, usually but not always a woman, who dates or otherwise becomes romantically or sexually involved with a man for the sake of obtaining free weed.

My friend isn't a gold digger--she's a weed whacker!! She's seeing this guy because she can get all the weed she wants!

by Stop the pendulum January 11, 2006

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goose whacker

a person who goes around and slaps people with his dick

That asshole over there is a goose whacker!

by wackingoff333333 April 16, 2010

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Bag Whacker

A male who frequently masturbates

Can be used as an offensive term -

"George Bush is a Bag Whacker"

"That bloke's a bag whacker"

"He can't get a girl so he just whacks his bag all day long"

by david81 April 1, 2006

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Panty Whacker

A male with an obsessive panty fetish and can only get off wanking with panties. Prefers used and dirty panties over new.

Gets off by jerking himself while stroking with a pair of panties, or wanking into a pair, sniffing a pair, shoving a pair in his mouth or looking at panty porn.

Typically is a known panty thief and steals panties from retail stores, public laundry facilities or when visiting someone’s home.

Usually in possession of one or more pairs of panties at any given time and is usually wearing a pair.

Jon is a panty whacker. His perversion has taken over his life. He wears panties 27/4 and masturbates 6-8 times a day using both silk and cotton panties to stimulate himself.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

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wang whacker

n. Wang-Whacker refers to a person or thing in which comes in contact with or has physically/romantically been involved with more than one wang in a violent/sexual manner. whang whackers love wangs.

dis bitch is a wang whacker.

by samCal May 9, 2007

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Weed Whacker

When you continually smack a woman in the face with your dick in a circular motion like a weed whacker. This move is performed after you get done fucking.

"I gave that horny bitch a Weed Whacker on turbo after we got done fucking."

by Big J December 16, 2004

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