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a variation of the rusty trombone but involving the receiving party to be in a seated position. To administer this position a purpose built wheelchair would be ideal, if not available a chair with canvas could possibly be used as long as you could cut through the bottom.
after being cornered by my local paraplegic at a friendly social gathering, a scuffle ensued, pants were removed. in the midst of all this excitement she hinted toward the hole in her chair. That was the day i received my first rusty wheelchair.
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When two people that are in wheelchairs engage in awkward oral sex
Those two cripples just had wheelchair sex
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An obnoxious high school girl in a wheelchair who moves through the hallways slowly just to piss everyone off.
"Dude, I got stuck behind a Wheelchair Girl in the hall yesterday and missed the first two minutes of class!"
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"Curb Your Enthusiasm Reference." Larry David saved this name on his phone for a female he was dating...she just so happened to be a paraplegic. Wendy Wheelchair was one of Larry's 2 handicapped lovers, the other being Denise Handicapped. He swore he had no idea that Denise was handicapped! As for Wendy he started dating her out of sympathy. Larry can't get enough of dem wheels.
Denise Handicapped: "Larry, who the fuck is in the closet?!?"
Larry: "Uhhhh Wendy Wheelchair???"
*soon after, Rosie O'Donnell chases Larry David off of a flight of stairs. RUHROOH!
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when your legs skinny as f and you sit with your legs at knees touching, shaping a triangle from the patella to the ankle.
aye bruh you got whole wheelchair legs.
The act of giving a wheelchair user a foot job, while you're wearing crocs, as they give you a rusty trombone. Upon climax, you write a detailed account of what just happened, roll the paper up, stuff it into a glass bottle, then throw it out to sea
For my birthday, my boyfriend bought me some crocs so he can get a sandy wheelchair
When you need to know if you friend is in the call still, but he's on the wheelchair so when you say the words "Wheelchair Check" your friend will come wheeling down in his sped-chair to answer your pleading call
"Is John still here?"
"Wheelchair check!"