wife

1. The absolute worst thing that can ever happen to a man.
2. A ruthless lie masking a hideous truth.
3. When you are totally and completely fucked out of everything and have to start all over again no matter how loyal, hardworking attentive, or just plain fucking awesome you were while being stabbed in the back.

4. Something no one understands until they have one and then it is too late, all is lost.

5. Another word for "life toilet".

1. Don't do it, omfg no, please, really don't!
2. No really, she gives you blow jobs now but when she is your wife you'll never get a blow job again unless you cheat on her.
3. Dude you got WIFED, just blow your fucking brains out if you have the balls, or be like the rest of us and just pretend to be happy while our hearts, souls, minds and finances are being endlessly and brutally raped.
4. Seriously, you don't get it, trust me you don't want to get because only people in hell (aka husbands) really know.

5. I gave her all of my money, my time, all of my hard work and commitment, and after she made me her dickless, balless snivling little bitch she legally stole all of my money and left home, now she is paying for her boyfriends crack addiction with the child support payments which make up more than half of my paycheck while my kids go without decent clothes.

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Wife be

A girl you are dating or having a relationship with, whom you could imagine marrying one day. A big love. A totally positive way of saying wifee.

I really like her, she's gonnna be my wife be!

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Wife

The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.

I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."

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Wife

The person you exchange milk with

Husband: Can I have some milk
Wife: Sure

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WIFE

Washing
Ironing
Feeding
Entertainment

My wife is a tool that i use on a day t day basis. she washes, cleans, cooks and is good in the bedroom. ;-)

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Wife

Regular pussy

"Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs"

Shes my regular pussy bro! Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs! Wife!

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wife

what you call your friends girlfriend to make fun of him for not hanging out.

me: hey man want to go snowboarding tomorrow?
friend: I cant, my car is broke down.
me: you meen the wife wont you? pussy.

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