Program Shock

The shock from transitioning from one program to another on a computer.

Usually applies to art programs such as Paint Tool Sai, GIMP, Photoshop, etc. etc.

Person A: Hey, is he alright?

Person B: Yeah, he's just pissed that we don't have GIMP, so he has to use MS Paint instead. Just a little program shock, that's all.

Person A: Ah, okay.

Person C: *fetal position*

program incest

Having intimate relations with someone within your college or university program. Often risking a break up and hardships throughout the rest of your post-secondary experience, generally frowned upon especially in smaller program sizes.

Joe: Hey, that girl in our lecture is hot AF.
Greg: No that'd be program incest, you know you never do that.

full program

when a woman performs oral, vaginal and anal sex during a single encounter with her partner.

Barbara gave John a full program last night

paid programming

Euphemism for the mindless infomercials or infotainment that you see on TV in the wee hours of the morning on many cable channels. Often consists of BS about products you wouldn't even THINK of buying.

If you wake up at 6 AM and you want to watch some good film on cable TV, forget it: you'll only see that damn paid programming.

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program people

Persons who are members of Twelve-Step groups (programs), e.g., AA, NA, CA, MA, SA, SLA, OA, CODA, and PA.

Bill hangs out only with program people since he got sober.

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career program

where a whole bunch of fake fucking losers jack each other off in the corner and lie to themselves selves thinking they are smart.

look at all of the career program retartds in the corner.

Poverty program

A college or sports team that sucks and usually has a large budget, but appears to be poor and unskilled. Most commonly used in college sports where the best teams are typically better funded.

Person 1: “bro we just shit on iowa state yesterday.”
Person 2: “Dude, it doesn’t matter, they have always been an absolute poverty program.”
Person 1:”damn, you right.”