Digital withdrawal

When your child has a nervous breakdown and displays physical symptoms because he can’t play with electronics.

Dude, Mark is having a digital breakdown because he’s going through digital withdrawal.

social withdrawal

going without socialization for an extended period of time most likely leading to depression :/

staying in your room all days going to lead to social withdrawals making you sad and possibly depressed!

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bootycall withdrawal

When a bootycall is asked for, and then made unavailable

Bro 1: did you get some when you went to grace's last night?

Bro2: nah, she had a bootycall withdrawal

senior withdrawal

“Senior withdrawal” is what freshman, sophomore, and juniors feel when their favorite senior or seniors leave. It leaves you thinking “what am I gonna do with out them?”
Symptoms

- Missing the seniors more than you'll miss your actual friends.

-always mentioning that you’re going to miss the seniors.

-The feeling of nausea because you have 1-3 more years of high school left and they don’t.

- Disbelief that seniors are adults and we are all just children.

-Forgetting about these seniors this year and starting over with the new seniors.

Treatments
-Don’t be friends with seniors pill.
-Get over yourselves it happens pill.

“OMG Becky I cant believe the seniors are leaving us! I’m totally having senior withdrawal .”
“I can’t be friends with you because if we become close I’m gonna have senior withdrawal .”

Fanfiction Withdrawal

The defeat and sadness that you feel after finishing a long, well-written fanfiction, usually on Wattpad or Ao3.

God man, I'm going through major fanfiction withdrawal after that really good Garfield x Naruto fic i read the other day.

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Internet Withdrawal

Is when you go days without the internet, and you start to feel bad/withdraw, because you don't have access to your Facebook, YouTube, or any other site that you frequent. It's commonly cause by a drop of service by an ISP.

Verizon is doing diagnostics on their internet in the Katie's area, they had to take the internet down for a day or two, now Katie is going through Internet Withdrawal.

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Vacation withdrawals

The negative physical and mental effects you feel when you return to work or school after an extended vacation. Generally these include tiredness, confusion, and a headache, amongst others.

Jim: "Hey Ron, you look pretty stressed out, what's wrong?"
Ron: "The three week Christmas break has given me Vacation withdrawals."
Jim: "Aw, that blows."

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