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The definition of awesome, really awesome, or really cool.
John: ..And than I gave her a dirty sanchez.
Billy: Dude, that's pretty damn wizard
A person who is highly skilled at performing fellatio.
Maria is the best girlfriend I've ever had. She's cute, kind, fun and most importantly, an eager wang wizard!
Shoving a Flare Into Someones Ass.
"Man, I just gave him a Rusty Wizard ."
A character in media (mainly TV) who is constantly put down, abused, maimed, made fun of, etc., without warn't. These characters are often the butt of the joke, or forced into the plot just to be abused.
Common examples of Megward the Wizard:
Meg (Family Guy)
Squidward (Spongebob Squarepants)
Kyle (Fanboy & Chum Chum)
Originated at Summer Solstice 2018;
A Shady Wizard is a role often played by a guiding or taunting figure while one is experiencing a psychedelic trip, usually due to having more experience than the rest of the party.
Their psychological power and needed reliability/trust is what makes them so shady...
"Mate I'm freaking out. My whole body is heating up, is that supposed to happen?"
"Nah mate, never seen that before. Maybe you're dying!?"
"Stop fuckin with me, ya shady wizard! What's going on?"
When you're so goddam fresh that it seems there must be some wizardry involved...
"Damn yo, Richard is so fuckin Wizard-Fresh today"