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Woke

thinking everything and everyone you know who is white is inherently racist to assert your social superiority

"ever since i've been woke, i"ve been a total asshole and and nobody wants to talk to me

by I love AOC May 18, 2022

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Woke

To be woke is to believe and assert one is smarter, more enlightened and morally superior to everybody who thinks differently, when in reality one has a sub-80 IQ and is a selfish narcissist.

"If you think 2+2=4 and not any other number you feel it should equal, you ain't woke."

"I'm going to eat at Burger King because they are woke and put rainbows or the color pink on some of their packaging for 1 month, so I know it's food meant for womxn and LGBT people and not for cis-men like food that comes in neutral packaging. Burger King cares for me even though they have done nothing substantive for LGBT people and the food is identical no matter what it comes in."

"I quit my job because they weren't woke enough. They wouldn't accommodate me for the mental illness I diagnosed myself with from a buzzfeed article and 5 tiktoks and the cancer I diagnosed myself with on WebMD. I told my boss I have CANCER and he told me to get to work unless I have a diagnosis from a licensed physician. He's such an unreasonable asshole."

by x-L-x June 19, 2021

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Woke

Woke culture or a woke person thinks they are awake to social issues, when the reality of it is, they have been indoctrinated into thinking things that aren’t true. Essentially, they aren’t awake to anything at all. They just fall for propaganda thrown at them without question.

She is so woke only believing what’s portrayed on legacy media.

by IzzyG_1111 December 3, 2022

43πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


woke

"Wokeness" occurs when a white, upper-class person pretends to hold opinions they imagine a black lower-class person might hold. The word itself is an incorrect tense of "awake" - referring to the perception that the black working class have a poor grasp of grammar.
The opinions that are simulated typically stem from a misunderstanding of the tendency for black working-class people to be slightly more economically left-wing and socially conservative than average - instead they are imagined to be socially left-wing, and often logically inconsistent.

"How woke are you? Take our quiz to find out, then give us your email address so we can send you adverts for kale smoothies"

by pseufonym123 May 21, 2019

875πŸ‘ 1254πŸ‘Ž


woke

When you look at the simplest thing and call it racist because you want black people to be victims. Other minorities don't matter. - a black conservative

Liberal: Look at this white guy with dreads! Racist!
Smart Person: How is that racist? If anything you're racist for saying white people can't have dreads?
Liberal: I'm just woke! Conservatard! Nazi!

by RapistVapist July 26, 2020

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Woke

Woke means you are a loser

Donald Trump: "you know what woke means, it means you're a loser... everything woke turns to sh*t"

by old white male June 6, 2022

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Woke

Using an improper word in an incorrect tense to attempt to attach some worldly signifigance to a person or object (books, screenplay, etc.) so that one appears to be "hip." In actual fact, this usage shows one's ignorance and inability to use words and feelings to express oneself properly.

A celebrity guest on Talking Dead used "woke" to describe the episode of The Walking Dead when elightened or relevant may have made better choices. Keep in mind that this is a fictional show about Zombies.

by August Strindberg March 20, 2018

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