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A great respectable person. A dude with charisma. Neither human nor animal, a superior being.
Man that new kid is so wonton animal chin!! I'm sure he's going to be captain for the football team.
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a modified japanese import car made for rave asian kids. see rice rocket. they are made for looks and speed.
that wonton cart culture has become real popular in the last few years.
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the Arabian wonton is when you blindfold a rooster and bang it while your doing your yearly taxes without your wife knowing. It only counts if the rooster has a heat attack and you get divorced, then live a sad life.
if it is not an Arabian rooster it does not count!
hey chad! you hear Jack did the Arabian wonton last Tuesday?
yes of course, they got divorced on Thursday last I heard.
his wife is pissed and the rooster is dead.
When an Asian lady is a fucking sex addict and want to fuck you. Then she goes over to you and asks if you want a blowjob where you cum all over her slanted eyes.
*asian lady* “do you want some sucki sucki wonton, you give me 20 doras”
When you walk into a bathroom stall, and there's something lurking in the toilet... Generally leftovers, from those who don't flush
Guy 1: Ew. Wtf is that?
Guy 2: yeah dude, it's goin all Wonton up in there, musta been McDs
when one busts a nut on a toe(s)
BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!