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noun: Points that a wook or wookie gains, when they take as many drugs as possible, grow long hair, and go to less mainstream, underground, filth artists, that make you want to punch every person around you in the face, when the song drops. Wook points can vary however. Say a wook were to wait a year to grow his hair out just for one wook sesh (BassCenter, Electric Forrest, ect.) they would get a 10-15 wook points based on length of hair. Giving youself a concussion from head-banging is pro wook status for a solid 35 wook points. Also being the best at something (the hardest head-banger, the smelliest person, the most drugged out, ect.) will get you many wook points. The point based system doesn't make much sense, but not making sense is the wook way so many wooks actually count their wook points by collecting pins on their camelbacks, and hats that value from 1 to 15 wook points depending on the size and price to keep track.
"Hey man, I like your dreads, did you just get those?"
" No, I got them 6 months ago and still haven't showered. I'm getting my wook points up for the ganja white night in Belgium!"
King of the homeless population in boulder, CO
Yo king wook was looking cute today
Wooking stick (noun): a simple tool, sometimes obtained from nature, used to facilitate walking after consumption of moonshine and ketamine.
That dirty wook is using his wooking stick to try and pray to the heady gods for more ketamine and whippets
Drugged hippie but is reciprocal to others and in touch with reality and themselves, probably enjoys
heavy base music
"The classy wook was prepared he has his water, nitrous tank, and flow toys on him."
Wooks borrowing everything from each other, forever.
Since Covid has ended festivals, we can only assume wooks are sustaining themselves with a Wook Centipede.
the absolute shattering of your world as you know it and the beginning of the psychedelic experience that actually is your life.
Ex: whoa! Eddie looks a lot more relaxed and sure of himself. I’ve never seen him go with the flow. What gives?
Oh, it seems he got himself a wook wobble
What’s that?
Put this tab on your tongue to find out!
Someone who's cute, adorable, often named Zach and goes "Weeee" alot
Zach, you are being a Wook Face