Yeast infection

For actual definition look up in encyclopedia.

Meant as an addition to the fact that people tend to write here that a yeast is not sexually transmittable.

ANY YEAST INFECTION is transmittable by touch, especcially sexual. Yeast produces spores. And spores may be delivered by skin-to-skin contact. So yeah,
Don't have sex with people when they are yeast infected.
You'll be sorry...

"You know she had a yeast infection ? And you had sex anyway ?"
"Sure, I bathe, so I thought it wouldn't affect me.."

"Omfg, that asshole gave me a yeast infection.."
"Are you sure it ain't anything else ?"

Wear rubbers !!

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nutritional yeast

something a bit nicer to say that has a small dick

"oh my nutritional yeast that's small"

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yeast infetish

1. to like a little extra cheese on your taco

2. one who prefers sour dough

3. the admiration for cottage cheese on your pear

4. the infatuation with gutter butter

5. the indescribable attraction to mold in the fold

6. the need for more cream cheese in your cake

7. "Can I have more onions on my Arby's sandwich?"

"dude this girl I was with had a yeast infection, but I thought fuck it I'm going down anyway, the weird part is I loved it, I can't get enough of it, I've been craving it ever since"

"dude, you have a yeast infetish"

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yeast chunks

hard bits of yeast spewing out of the vaginal area

i glanced over at terri stout and noticed yeast chunks scattered around her seat

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Yeast feast

A tradition were you line up yeast infected vaginas, and then proceed to eat them out. Then you choose the best vagina and then proceed to fuck it.

“Bro, I just had the best yeast feast, it was soooo good, you should come sometime.
Nah.”

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taco yeast

The cheesy substance between 2 labias, that could possibly make a loaf of bread rise.

George Bush's taco yeast is some of the most potent in the western hemisphere.

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Yeast-Infection

1) Another name for a beer buzz.

2) ALCOHOLISM with a strong lust for beer.

3) Inability to stop after just one or two.

1) "Friends don't let friends drive with yeast-infections."

2) "Consuming twelve bottles of beer each day may result in a yeast-infection. "

3) "Dad hasn't worked in 6 months due to a yeast-infection."

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