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"Your Mother's Face." A new system of jokes using the response of "Yo Momma's Face!!" To when someone asks you a question.
Victim: Dude, school is so tiring. Predator: What I did to yo momma's face is so tiring!! Bystander: Oh Shit!!
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A comeback for when some white dude won't shut up about "Obamacare."
White guy: "The fabric that binds this nation together is going to come unraveled by Obamacare!"
You: "Yo momma care!"
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the ultimate comback to the comback yo momma.
nothing can beat you mmomma face, as the comback yo mommaonce was.
the only rule of yo momma face is that you can only yo momma face someone if they yo momma'd you first.
kid1- insult
kid2- yo momma
((now kid2thinks he won,but is sadly mistaken))
kid1- YO MOMMA FACE.
((kid1 now wins. and contrary to some people beleifs.. yo grandmaw face.. dosent beat it. yo momma face is the ultimate))
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eren yeager is the kitkat for so that he doesnt know lo that yo but yeah
eren yeager is a yo momma a kitkat yo
A funny joke about someone's mom, such as, Yo momma's so fat to get her through a doorway you have to grease it and hold a Twinkie in front of it. Or, yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number.
Bob: You got a fat momma
Jeff: Oh yeah? Well yo momma's so fat when she wears an orange jumpsuit and jogs up a hill people think the sun is rising!
Bob: Gotta admit, there are lots of good yo momma jokes in the world. You got that of the internet, didn't you
Jeff: Yah
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An insult towards your mother often used by 9-year-olds that waste their days playing fornite and watching Jake Paul.
Guy 1: That joke is older than yo momma
Anna: *cries hysterically*
The equivalent of "Your Momma", with the stinging pain of embarrassment left upon the victim for secluding one of your moms best assets.
Tom "This hamburger is sloppy bro"
Ben "Yo Momma Titty (YMT) is sloppy bitch"
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