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A midget drinks green Kool-Aid. During midget sex, the male wears a glow-in-the-dark condom (his lightsaber) and uses the force to cover them both in vomit.
Don't mess with the dark side. You'll just get The Yoda.
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coolest character ever. most over-quoted character ever.
Philosophy teacher writes on board,
"Do or do not, there is no try."
He says, "does anyone know who said this?"
*every hand goes up*
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The greatest and wisest Jedi known in the Jedi Order, as well as being the head of the Jedi Council. His species is unknown, and the only other known member of his species is a female named Yaddle. His closest friend is Mace Windu. Yoda taught all the young children of the Jedi Order, as well as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Luke Skywalker. Exiled himself to Dagobah.
"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not." Yoda
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(Verb) - To arrange words in awkward order to make song lyrics rhyme or conform to a particular meter.
Dude, I had to yoda that last line to make the rhyme work.
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The oldest, most powerful, jedi ever Yoda is. Not to mention cooler.
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Unit of power.
1 Yoda = 19.2 kW, can be rounded to 20 kW for simplification purposes.
Its abreviation is Y.
The usual set of prefixes applies. Thus 1 kY = 20 MW.
First introduced by xkcd on its what-if blog.
This car has a power of 2 Yodas.
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