You Shave It I Eat It

a pickup line used to chirp/yell at girls that will instantly make them extremely horny.

Yo ladies, you shave it I eat it.

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im not a furry you guys i swear

the words of someone who says they arent a furry (the definitely are)

person1: bro just admit that your a furry you literally posted your fursona on the gc

person2: im not a furry you guys i swear

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who do you think i are

A term used in the jhon legend song greenlight by andre 3000, meaning who do you think i am.

Who do you think i are? the kind you find in a bar? come home with me lets blow this nigga factory.

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who the hell do you think i am

A valid response to any insult and/or challenge. Even if you are unable to back up the line, saying it is enough to make anyone else's argument invalid.

Stemming from the show Gurren Lagann as a popular catchphrase.

1: You are so stupid.
2: Who the hell do you think I am?!

1: You couldn't win if you tried.
2: Just who the hell do you think I am?

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fuck you and I hope your dog dies

Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.

Fuck you. Fuck you and I hope your dog dies.

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what a drag to love you like I do

its painful how someone can love another without them knowing

what a drag to love you like I do *sighs*

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i love you but i am not in love with you

When a person likes and cares for you but is not in love with you.

Girl: We are gonna have to break up?

Boy: Why? I thought you loved me...

Girl: I love you but i am not in love with you...

:(

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