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used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective
Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN
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Your friend or someone your dating. Not meant to be a racial or racist term in any way shape or form no matter the context in which its used.
Yo Jen, are you going out with your nog tonight?
Your nog is super fly looking.
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Your purple is that person who came into your life and made it better by just being there and makes you feel good and your life would be a different place without them
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Blue is someone who
youve known for less than
a year but they already
changed your life for the
better. The person you can
talk to for hours and not get
bored. They make you truly
happy
Your Blue, you make me feel loved knowing I’m not always the one who has to reach out
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The most versatile dis/comeback ever created in the history of your mom. Usually it has no effect or sense (especially when used in response to your mom or when you're talking to someone's mom), but it's hilarious when you use it right.
1. guy: Look at that fat kid!
guy #2: Holy shit! Is that your mom?!
2. guy: What's your favorite food?
guy #2: Your mom
3. teacher: John, how often does 35 + 34 = 69?
john: As often as I 69 your mom every Friday night.
teacher: John! Go to the office, I'm calling your mom!
john: No, I'M calling YOUR mom.
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Your yellow isn’t just any regular person, your yellow is a certain person you hold so close to you. They’ve kept you going at times where you’ve felt like giving up, they’ve seen you at your worst, and they may/may not even know it; but they’re the reason you’re still alive and going to this day. This could be your bestfriend, significant other, parent, etc. You can only have one yellow, and if you ever have found, or do have a yellow currently; Congratulations! They’re YOUR yellow. Your yellow isn’t replaceable, they’re here for life. You would do anything for them in a heartbeat. Your yellow is the type of person that can light up an entire room just with a smile. If someone calls you their Yellow, keep them close to you. They would do anything and everything for you. Not to mention they love you beyond means.
You: You’re my yellow.
Them: Your yellow? What’s that?
You: Look it up, and listen to Yellow my Coldplay and PAY attention to the lyrics. Read the definition on Urban Dictionary.
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