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The act of hoping and wishing that the girl you want to have sex with actually will.. soon
(The worst pussy trap, is when you aren't getting pussy)
Keeping My/Your Balls Crossed
Friend: "So what's the deal with that girl you've been spending all your time on? Did you get laid yet or what?"
Response: "No not yet, but I'm keeping my balls crossed."
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Guy 1: "O man, I can't wait for Miranda Kerr to get divorced from Orlando Bloom so I can finally get a shot at her."
Guy 2: "I wouldn't keep your balls crossed on that one."
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Another way of saying, “I’m just playing.” or “I’m just kidding.”
Friend 1: Are you ready for the Chem test?
Friend 2: We have a Chem test!?!?
Friend 1: Nah, I’m just tickling your balls!
What is said to a guy who allows his pride to be taken from him chronically, often by a woman
Said to a wimp to encourage him to regain his dignity.
Man, you need to go get your balls back from her. You're being made to look like a fool!
Barak, go get your balls back from Michelle.
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A thing that tommyinnit says when somebody uses a deep voice changer.
Wilbur: *uses deep voice changer*
Tommyinnit: Did your balls just drop?
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to kick someone in the balls so
creepy guy "hey little girl want some candy"
little girl "shut the fuck up wierdo"
little girl kick the creepy guy in the balls
little girl "ha i just bury your balls in your butthole bitch"
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Stop being such a pussy, and do it!
I said to jim,
hey jim, you need to pull your balls out of your purse and tell susan how bad you want to have rough, dirty sex with her.
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When one needs to retake control of his manliness because his girlfriend took his balls
Nathan needs to get his fucking balls out of Jessica's purse
Get your balls out of her purse bro
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