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It’s basically your business is not my business
I would care but your dog is not my dog
koromaru is cracked at fortnite
koromaru: cranks fucking 90s in fortnite
Akihiko: YUKI YOUR DOG IS CRACKED AT FORTNITE
When you roast your bro and his hoe when the relationship get's in the way.
"Sorry, mates I gotta take my girl home."
"Make sure to walk your dog safely."
Something you say when something you say when Insulting another man’s dog
Your dog like log
The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.
Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries
Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.
One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress
Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.