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One who frequents "windy-city" bars and associates with scantly clad women on ski trips involving no skiing whatsoever and enjoys getting shitfaced and riding machanical bulls at the amazement of others who believe he may actually have a penis
Im not sure but that bull riding boy may be from the big city - Haw-Yuck!
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Zipping the zipper abruptly causing the zipper to nip the tip of the head of the penis. Also known as a bathroom circumcision or bedroom circumcision. Verb: Zip the tip.
While masterbating, Aaron's mother walked in and he tried to quickly cover up. Unfortunately; he accidentally zipped the tip, then his mother asked why he was crying.
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zip-zap-er -usually a honda or acura but can be any car. always 2004 or older....usually is cheap and has a large muffler and sounds like complete trash and looks similar to a spaceship with an extra large wing on the back and sub woofers so big it blows windows out...yet there is more rust than car..and no one who is cool would drive it.
guy1-hey man there goes Allaby!...guy2- ya bro he is dope as shit and is definitely not a zip zapper...
Noun - To lightly sleep or doze gently for a brief period of time. (Concocted to replace the redundant and oxymoronic "Power Nap). Coined on 09/19/2010 by Edward Noble.
See also: Snap-Nap.
Eddie saw that David was exhausted, and suggested he take a mid-day Zip-Nap to refresh himself.
occurs when a man replaces his penis in his pants without ensuring that he is fully finished urinating. Small wet spots on a man's khakis around the crotch region is often evidence of zip and drip.
Fearing that he may get caught urinating outside, Tom quickly refastened his pants resulting in a severe case of zip and drip.
Da special "password" dat you hafta speak to get a guy to drop his trousers for you.
Most horny studs don't need a zip code from an attractive lady to get him to "bare da goods" to her... usually all she hasta do is drop her OWN drawers, and he's only too quick to reciprocate.
Signature style of legendary comedian Bill Burr promoting long time sponsor Zip Recruiter on the Monday Morning Podcast
Look who it is everybody, Zip ................ Recruitah!