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a dance one does, while working, to deter others from approaching you. Dance steps may vary but the effect is maximized while chanting "i'm in the zone" over and over just loud enough for people to hear only when very close. May resemble the "pee-pee dance" but has no real connection known to date.
hfg softly:"i'm in the zone,... get the fuck away from me,... i'm in the zone,...get away from me freak! i'm in the zone.."
the annoyer:"did you just call me a freak?"
hfg:"what?"
the annoyer: "did you call ME A FREAK?" hfg:"YO,...GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
true story.
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"The Zone" is a state a gamer gets in to when playing the most uber awesome game ever e.g. Half Life 2,Metal Gear Solid, Call of Duty 4, Super Rubber Dub. Symptoms of someone who is in "The Zone" include: wide eyes, open mouth, drool, fast button movements, incoherent shouting of the words "n00b", "p0wned" and "TOAST". There are different "Zones" for different games e.g. whilst playing Time Crisis, the "Zone" is created by switching the couch round and ducking behind it, whilst playing Metal Gear Solid, a bandana is tied round the head, and when playing Virtua Tennis, the console is switched off. Once in the "Zone" any break in the player's concentration can cause them to shut down, similar to a sleepwalker.
Man: What's wrong with Louie, he hasn't blinked once while playing Bioshock?
Friend: Dude, can't you see? He's in "The Zone"!
Louie: Awh yeh, achievement unlocked!
Louie: Ok, see you guys, I'm gonna get some salt and vinegar crisps, some toast and some cordial! Then I'm going in "The Zone!"
Friends: SIMON! SIMON! RELOAD!
Simon: I have reloaded, can't you see I'm in "The Zone"!
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To be performing perfectly in tennis.
I got bashed today bagel style in tennis. He was totally in the zone.
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Term used by chronic masturbators, especially males, to describe drifting into a trance while masturbating, usually while gooning. The focus is generally the masturbator's own penis and the intense pleasure it is giving, to the exclusion of all other stimuli such as pornography, cyber chat etc. Usually occurs during a session of edging.
I was gooning with my wankbud and suddenly I realised I had been zoning for about ten minutes.
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a group of evil people. they pretend they like you, but they really don't. beware...
oh no! it's the zone! noooooooo, they're coming to backstab me!! *falls on floor dead*
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It is the female genitalia also called your sister's cooter.
One time, when my Mom and Dad left, I peed sticky and white stuff into my sister's No-No Zone.
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