She's doing things

What things is she doing?
Me, I'm things.

She's doing things so early?

that's what she said

say this after everything that could possible be dirty

talking about nintendo:

person 1: where are you?! i'm losing without you!
person 2: shut up! i'm doing the boss without protection.
person 1: LAWL, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

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That's NOT What She Said

The opposite of "That's What She Said"; when an innocent statement is interpreted sexually - lack of sexual skill, small pecker, etc. - when in fact the statement refers to something else

P-Phat: Dude, what do you think of my new loft?

MOCO: Dude, it's so small

P-Phat: That's NOT What She Said!

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she belongs to the streets

Underhand way of saying she is a hoe that participates in hoe activities that involve hoeing herself around like a hoe.

bro 1 "man that bitch Kate, she belongs to the streets bro"
bro 2 "couldn't agree more my g"

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That's what she said

A followup phrase that can possibly make just about anything someone just said funny or horribly unfunny.

Despite what anyone says, this shit is still funny.

Are you through yet? I am getting tired of holding this.

Yeah, that's what she said.

Wayne's World 1991. Possibly the first time this was uttered on the silver screen, or at all for that matter.

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She Wants Revenge

One of the best and most underrated bands of the 00s. Many people know them from the song ‘Tear You Apart’, which showed up on AHS: Hotel but they have many other great songs. Songs like “Broken Promises For Broken Hearts”, “Racheal”, “She Will Always Be A Broken Girl”, “Written In Blood” and “Suck It Up” are all but the tip of the iceberg with these guys. I would recommend this band to anyone that loves Joy Division, The Cure, Sisters Of Mercy, AFI and Depeche Mode.

Man I really wish She Wants Revenge would come back or at least develope a cult following.

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that's what she tweets

That's What She Tweets is a website that accepts that's what she said jokes from Twitter. You can also submit the jokes via their website as well as vote for or against jokes, and comment on your favorite jokes.

Do you expect that to fit? - That's what she tweets (said)

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